Maybe it's a slow news week, but Oscar is making a lot of headlines. Apparently he can predict the death of senior citizen home residents up to four hours away.

You're minding your own business, gumming your jello and salisbury steak. Suddenly, he walks into the room, sniffs around, and hops onto your bed, licking his lips.

I don't know about all of you, but I'd be keeping a secret stash of catnip around, just in case.

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"This is not a cat that is friendly to people."

Sounds like the cat is smothering them while they slumber.. Or maybe the patients actually have some sort of allergy to cats that doctors had previously been unaware of.

By Megan, at 6:13 PM

late night cat attacks. this is so funny. i'd keep catnip too. shoo that bitch out of the room.

By Ryan, at 2:16 AM

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